For women interested in presenting themselves as an available MILF, we suggest the following:

• If you haven't already, get a boob job. C to D size is fine - and make sure they're firm!
• Slim down until your body is nice and lean.
• Shave your pussy.
• Get a tan.
• Dress and think young.
• Don't be afraid to toss back a few cocktails - even on the first date!
• Wear something both sexy and revealing. It's ok to be a little slutty.